Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.
i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either
do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead